MIJN ONDEUGENDE NICHTJE WILDE EEN OUDERE LUL PROEVEN, IK BOOD DE MIJNE AAN HAAR AAN

MY NIECE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS TIRED OF PICKING UP MEN WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX, AND THAT SHE WANTED SOMEONE EXPERIENCED TO KILL HER DESIRES. LIKE A GOOD UNCLE THAT I AM, I OFFERED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.